
Gargamel: If You’re Going To Fuck Me, Don’t Fuck Yourself, Too
In which Gargamel explains his side of the hand. After years of endless braying, D’artagnan had enough. He looked at his stats one evening and was embarrassed. He was capable…

Gargamel’s Travels: “Didn’t Come Here To Chop”
(Special post from Gargamel himself – P.) Much of my disposable income goes to food and travel, but I prefer having a good time with other people’s money. On the…